Ranking Of Astrological Signs From Serious To Silly

You have no time for fun; only business. Completely dejected. like an illness in severity. like a nuclear war. like Armageddon. You are as solemn as a graveyard.

SCORPIO

The music stops as soon as you walk into the room, and everyone puts down their drinks because things are about to get serious.

SCORPIO

I'm sorry to break it to you, but sometimes hanging out with you isn't as much fun as playing with a bag of cement. Everything around you is always weighty and never light.

CAPRICORN

Comedies make you cry. At tragedies, you cry as well. In essence, you cry a lot, and I wish you would cheer up immediately. You won't laugh, even if you find something amusing.

CAPRICORN

I am aware that you are under a lot of pressure. Yes, I am aware that many people rely on you. Yes, I am aware that life is frequently cruel, tough, and unfair.

VIRGO

However, you are unaware of what a pain in the ass you can be regarding all of these issues. Turn that frown upside down, take two tranquilisers, and call me in the morning.

VIRGO

Not a road trip, but a means of escape. An inebriated individual would immediately sober up just by being around you.

TAURUS